Wednesday, November 08, 2006

They bought me a digital camera!!

It's true! They must have felt bad about not being able to afford a bigger, better headquarters for Pablo Enterprises, so a digital camera is my consolation. So now you get to see more pictures of me doing all the everyday things that I do so well...

This is me eating


This is me having my nightly post-dinner lickbath on MY chair


Hmm... this is just a bit too close

Anyway, I'm stoked because this camera is the key to my new cyber-Pablicity campaign. It means you'll be seeing a whole lot more of me on the internet, and hopefully the boys from the Tigers, too. Stay tuned!

--Pabs

14 comments:

Laura said...

Pablo, you're looking good. I fear that you might become morbidly obese if Mike brings back Chicken that was Fried in the state of Kentucky, but I'll recommend the lovely free-range Whole Foods variety instead.

Cleo said...

You have your own chair! I try to sneak on the couch, but get shoved off. If it's not beneath you (I may or may not be sarcastic at this point), any tips for acquiring one's own piece of furniture?

Pablo said...

Thanks for your question, Cleo. To get your own piece of furniture, follow these easy steps:
1)Identify the most comfortable, expensive-looking item of furniture in the house.
2)Own it. Live on it. Shed fur on it. Defend it with your life. No compromises. Don't sneak onto it; be intentional. Be swift. Be decisive.

It was easy for me with the chair because I looked so damn good on it that they couldn't bear to move me. Image is everything.

Bron said...

Awesome photos. And you do look incredibly hot on that chair Pablo!

Tips for young players re furniture:

- Use size to your advantage:

Your're smaller than them so they'll be scared of squashing you. If there is a human on your chair, don't be afraid to push them off. Begin at the top. Jump up the back of the chair, preferably using claws. They will hopefully turn around to scold you, thus making an opportunity for you to dive into the gap between them and the back of the chair. If you don't get the opportunity you'll have to make them notice you, a gentle claw on the shoulders works well. Failing that, just sit on the shoulders and let gravity do the work. Eventually you'll be able to wedge yourself between them and the back of the chair, thus gaining the most warm and comfortable seat. They'll give up pretty soon because they get uncomfortable.

- Name it and claim it:

Don't be afraid to put your signature on the furniture, if you know what I mean ;) The smell repels them, thus making the chair less attractive in their eyes. Repeat if necessary.

Beto said...

about time you updated your BLOG Pablo, it was getting a bit poor seeing the same post on yr BLOG for a whole MONTH. glad (for you) you're back onto it.

Phil said...

apparently Kentucky also produces at least 75% of the world's bouron. or was it 95% I can't remember. perhaps mike could bring some of that back for pablo too. might go well with the chicken

p.s. Pablo I like your blog ;o)

Phil said...

ok so I can't spell. The word was bourbon. I forgot the b.

mike said...

Congrats on the Camera Pablo

Pablo said...

Thanks for the comments, everyone! As you can see, it's an exciting time to be involved with Pablo Enterprises. Thanks for clarifying your comment, Phil- I wasn't sure whether you meant 'bourbon' or 'boron', neither of which cats have a great deal of use for. Chicken all the way!

Anonymous said...

Pablo, I didn't realize that you had a blog. I have totally been missing out! My cats would like to say hello. They would very much like you to go to my blog and click on the label "cats" to see what fine looking girls they are. Cheers!

Pablo said...

Hello Phoebe and Monica! Fine looking ladies indeed... but where is Rachel? Off with Ross somewhere, no doubt. Kate (one of my housepeople) thinks that Chandler would be an awesome name for a boycat (actually, it's quite androgynous), but I have enough names already. My middle name is Legion, because my first houseperson, Heidi, thought that I was possessed by multiple demons, a la Luke 5:9.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Pablo. You are so funny! We were actually not named after the Friends characters, though I have seen a lot of the episodes. We used to have strange foreign names and Tracy changed them. She used the same first initials. My name was Pastina, and changed to Phoebe. I don't remember what Monica's was. (your don't really have any demons, do you?)

Anonymous said...

Hi Pablo! You DO look like me! But I wasn't born in Australia in 2000. I was born in Memphis, Tennessee in 2005. At least that's what my Mommy thinks, she didn't meet me til I was 8 weeks old, so I guess it's possible that I could have travelled in that time.

Pablo said...

Wow! You're still a youngcat. I guess you aren't my brother, although maybe you've done some time travel as well as international travel. Anyway, it's great to meet a fellow tiger and paper-chewer. I'll have to post some of my paper toy-chewing photos that Kate took last week. We even have a similar attack style!