Sunday, February 17, 2008

In my dreams

Listen up, everycat!

My mate Yoggie tagged me for the Dreams Meme. Here are the rules:
1. Post who tagged you and link back to them and then to
2. Then answer this question: What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble or suffer any consequences?
3. Then tag 3 other kitties, beans, woofies, or any other assorted animal.

This is a little tough, because there are plenty of things I'd like to do and get away with, but I've done most of them before (e.g. sleep on the bed in the guest room, stay outside at night). The meme says that they have to be things that I have never done before... hmmm...

1. OK. I would like to be able to stay outside EVERY NIGHT and host my own kitty Fight Club. I'd like to be able to fight and bite and rassle with other cats and NOT come home with injuries, or give othercats injuries.

2. I'd love to spray on the furniture; who wouldn't?

3. I'd sabotage the vacuum cleaner so that it stopped working forever, and I'd put a magical force-field around the house so that every new vacuum cleaner that came in here broke as it crossed the threshold. This way, my Sunday afternoon naps WOULD NEVER BE INTERRUPTED BY STUPID VACUUM CLEANERS EVER AGAIN!

I did it! That was fun. Especially that last one. Very cathartic. Now I have to tag three othercats. I tag Mick, Gypsy and Tasha.

[PS: I have no idea why Blogger published this post twice... Kate must have stuffed up. Anyway, I've deleted the post with the fewest comments... sorry to the three kitties who commented there!!!]


Daisy said...

I think I would like to watch the Kitty Fight Club!

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

Finally Pabs!
Thank you for tagging me for this meme. I had a bit of trouble linking but it's up and running now.
I must admit ... your "spraying" dream is one I just can't resist.

SophieKitty said...

I'm with you on the vacuum cleaner. You look very happy in that picture.

The Cat Realm said...

Your three things are GOOD! I would love to do all those too - except with the furniture - I don't really know what that means....
Yes, it would be nice if the sun and warmth were always there for everybody - and we are truly sorry that you will have winter soon. Really.

MoMo said...

I do stay out every night, I can't spray and I don't care about the vaccuum cleaner. Doesn't leave me much, does it?

You do look very regal in that pic!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Pablo, those all sound like fun things to do!

Christine and FAZ said...

Pablo, they are not only great dreams but they prove to me what I always knew - you are one smart cat. I would struggle to think of a better list than that - your mate FAZ

Henry Helton said...

First rule of fight club. No talk bout fight club!!!

Parker said...

Whoa, it's like Deja Vu all over again!

Chairman Mao said...

hehehe, those are superduper dreams, espeshully the vackuum kleanur. Those sucky monsters must be DESTROYED!

Thankies so much fur your Gotcha Day wishies! Kool Beanies that it's already my Gotcha Day Down Under!

Kittyhugs and purrs to you, my furriend!

Princess said...

Oooh kitty fight club sounds exciting!

Anonymous said...

Kitty fight club -- *giggle*! Sounds amusing. And I agree with you on the vacuum cleaner. Those things simply must be sabotaged, no ifs, ands, or buts. I don't even like brooms!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

MoMo said...

What's a Kitty Fight Club?

Anonymous said...

I love your dream # 1 and 3!!! Purrfect!! I am totally with you, mate!!!

Kaz's Cats said...

Hey Pablo,

Thanks so much for tagging us for the meme. We'll get to it over the next week or so. I (Gypsy) like your Kitty Fight Club idea, with no negative consequences for the participants. I'm with you on #2 too, although Mum just rolled her eyes. Both of us like #3, 'cos the only good vacuum cleaner is a 'dead' vacuum cleaner - oh, and Mum 's rolled her eyes again.

Purrs to our good buddy,

Gypsy & Tasha