Thursday, February 28, 2008

For the last time, Kate, I don't HAVE FLEAS!!!!!

Just because a guy scratches a few times, and just because it's summertime does not mean that a guy has fleas!!!

I hate having the flea medication stuff squirted on my furs. It's cold and wet. And it tastes awful. Worst of all, it makes the furs between my 'shoulder blades' stick out for a day or so. Not a good look:
I noticed something funny about the cats who are posing on the flea meds box: they're all posed like the 90210 actors or the Friends actors used to pose in all their promo shots... all draped over each other and stuff. See what I mean?
They'd have to pay me a whole lotta money (or chicken-in-kind) to endorse flea meds! Still, I guess it's better than scratching all the time.

Cheers,
--Pabs

22 comments:

Parker said...

We all hate that stuff too! We haven't had to endure it for mionths 'cause it's winter. That's one of the few good things about winter!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

I think the models are either tranquilized or stuffed. But I agree in the hating of flea meds. I can never get at the furs in between my shoulder blades and I hate it! when the put things there.

Daisy said...

I think those cat models are trying to say "We know this stuff is icky. But they paid us a lotta Temptations to model. Pretend you like it."

MoMo said...

You are so funny, Pabs! I have to endure it too because SS does it routinely, whether I scratch or not. *sigh*

DaisyMae Maus said...

Ugh ... We all hate that stuff, too. Mom puts it on us an' then we bolt for her bed. She has to put her satin pillow cases away, 'cuz that chemical eats holes in satin.

Are those STEPFORD cats?

DMM

Axel and Manny said...

hey pabs

do you get fleas only on certain parts of your body? for me, they only seem to hang out behind my ears?! and i only get them after ive caught one of those naughty wild rabbits we have here on the farm.

hey, your looking a bit plump buddy. i think you should take up footy again :)

MoMo said...

Stepford Cats? Awesome. They do kinda have that look about them, don't they?

Thanks for coming by SS's party. Candleless birthday cake is the way to go when the birthday girl is over 30. I don't want to flatter or offend anyone.

felinesopher said...

hi Pabs, nice to meet ya fella & thx furr dropping ny to our new site....hope you'll be ok with that fleas, dun worry, sometimes they're good companies;) I mean furr scratching around,hehehe....btw, you look like Myorie, one of our meaouwy Troops here. See ya around buddy!

Bunjie,
on behalf of Meaouwy Troops

Luna Spain said...

Poor Pablo!

Silvi is loss!
I´m very sad :(

MoMo said...

Hey Pabs, the surprise party is March 5 - North American time. Sorry for the confusion. They are a little later than our time here in Oz.

Luna said...

Hi Pablo,
yes we hate that too, but we also hate to scratch all the time.
Our humans bought the worm stuff for the skin too, because Luzie don´t eat the pills against worms, awful!!!
Luzie is afraid of every medicin against all things.
I´m glad to hear you had a great summer. Well, we had a bad winter but we hope to get a great summer too. Now we have some snow here.The first snow in this winter. Snow is funny but not in march, when we all hope for spring. I think you have no snow there in Australia,in winter, is´nt it?
We wish you a flea free time !

The Cat Realm said...

Poor Pablo - we are lucky so far to not have been afflicted with fleas.... It sounds bad...
Mrs. OZ

Poppy Q said...

Pabs I had to get the stinky stuff this week too. I hate the smell and the sticky wet patch - yuch!!

Hot(M)BC said...

I feel your pain, Pablo. I always hated that stuff. That is one good bit about being inside now -- no more flea junk. And I'm sure those cats are paid in tem-tay-shuns.
Purrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I hate that stuff too! I think those cat models have had a lot of niptinis to be all draped like that. They are just holding each other up.

The Borg said...

Those poor cats on the box look like they've just been sprayed with the flea stuff! Look at their faces!

Christine and FAZ said...

Have you noticed they don't look very happy either, I bet they are dead-miffed at having to pose for stupid, smelly flea medicine. Sympathy mate. FAZ

Sassy Kat said...

I know your mom thinks that she is helping you but I bet you don't have fleas. I think maybe you just have dry skin. Try not to scratch in front of the mom of the house.

Phoebe said...

How dare Kate put flea goop on your shoulder blades, Pablo! You wouldn't have fleas. The fleas fear you because you are much too dignified to have them. I'm sorry that I have not been here in a while. Tracy has been terribly uncooperative with blogging lately.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

oh yer soooo rite, pablo. Thowes cats are luking vary 80's/90's fake happy. And one of them is kul having his buddy put his paw on his booty!?!

And just so yoo know, yoo still luk tuff evun though yoo have messed up shoulder furrS fur a day.

snowforest said...

We don't fink the models are too happy about it either!

Purrs from the SnowForest family :)

Kaz's Cats said...

Pabs, you've got our sympathy about the flea medicine, especially as Mum has decided that we're 'due' for another dose. We both hate the wet stuff being put on us,

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha